With a mix of experienced and novice boaters, the waters are
not as uniform as the roads. There are no traffic lights, and though you need a
boating license and a training course, there are no strict requirements on
boating etiquette.
New boaters may behave in a way that ruins the waters for
others, and they may not realize it. If you've recently purchase your first boat,
or are hitting the waters for the first time, it's a good idea to brush up on
the unspoken protocol for manners and behavior while on the water.
We'll help you hit the waters without being "that
person", and we'll do it with a big shout out to David Letterman- in a traditional,
sarcastic top ten style.
Translation: If you'd
like the other boaters to respect and like you, then avoid the top-ten WORST
moves a boater can make.
#10: The
Water is Not Your Garbage Can!
Respect the Environment! Pollution does not coincide with
being a respectful boater; do not throw beer bottles or other debris in the
water. Visit allstate.com
for more ways you can be environmentally friendly on the boat
#9: If you
don’t own the docks, keep your hands to yourself!
Don't unplug a boat's power-line at the docks. If you need to
use one, either find another one, or ask politely if you can use it for a
moment. You could do damage to the electrical wiring of their boat; not cool!
#8: Ta-Ta-Today
Junior!
Hurry it up
pal! Boaters understand being thorough and meticulous. Therefore,
taking a long time docking is acceptable… unless that person is completing pointless
errands or tasks that they could have performed prior to reaching the docks.
#7: Keep it
down!
Don't assume that everyone enjoys listening to your music or a
group conversation. When other boaters are nearby, keep the volume and
offensive language to a moderate and decent level. Most of the earth consists
of water, I’m sure there’s a secluded location if you must be loud on your
adventure.
#6: Don’t
Ninja Someone’s Fishing Spot!
Keep your distance and do not anchor near a boat who was
trolling for fish first. This is one of the most disrespectful acts on the water;
if a good spot is taken… simply find another good spot!
#5: You’re
Not George Clooney or anything….
Tournaments don't make anyone better than anyone else. Not
all tournament anglers behave this way, but some use a tournament to excuse
their outlandish conduct. Boaters who excuse rude behavior with the phrase
"I'm in a tournament”, should know better.
#4: Don’t Own a Jet Ski
Okay, boaters really can’t say that or we’d be rude too. Jet
skiing, tubing, and water skiing are great recreational activities, and we get
how they’re fun- but they don’t mix with fishing. Jet Skiing/Tubing/Water
Skiing - Keep it to designated spots, but we realize we don't own the water. If
you're passing fishers, simply be mindful of the wake- and you may change the
way boaters think of jet skiers.
#3:
Sobriety is Always a Safe Choice
Be Responsible with the drinks when someone invites you aboard.
Unless they specifically mention that they want you to be “David
Hasslehoff-Drunk”, keep it to a two-four drink maximum.
#2: Be Aware of Your Surroundings
Give a polite smile and a wave as you pass other boaters, and
be friendly at the docks, it will go a long way. Boaters have a common
interest, so share that interest via small talk and a polite demeanor. Pay attention
to families and small children; avoid smoking, swearing, or rude behavior in
front of young kids.
And the #1 Worst Boating Offence Is…
…Leaving a Rough Wake Behind!
Your boat creates a wake as you move, it’s common knowledge,
but controlling it is unfortunately not. Passing by inept or novice boaters,
swimmers, or a wader requires caution because your wake could cause damage,
injury, or worse. It’s like speeding in a car, don’t put others at risk to save
yourself a few minutes.
David Hasslehoff Photo Courtesy:
Coloncapitalp.com
David Letterman Photo Courtesy:
Huffingtonpost.com
